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So Ricci gets a hard-on because he trended on twitter for fifteen minutes. Pathetic. What writers will stoop to for a little attention. Meanwhile he’ll never work in this town again.
Then there’s those ten thousand hits on his web site. Average pageviews: one. Average bounce rate: 85%. Average length of stay: ten seconds.
About nine seconds more than Ricci deserves.
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Ricci walks into a bar, bartender says, Say, aren’t you the guy who makes the perfume?
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How many times does he have to put up with this, Ricci thinks, when will the humiliation end? The half dozen listeners in plastic chairs in the crowded corners of downtown bookstores while the cappuccino machine whooshes in the background. The interviews for web sites no one has ever heard of. The bad perfume jokes.
He orders a cosmo, no ice, and thinks of jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Where is his Nina this very instant, he thinks bitterly, what charmed life is she leading? Meanwhile he dreams his pathetic dream of the day when the bartender asks her, Aren’t you the gal who writes the books?
In the beginning was The Word. Then came OG. OGtheBLOG was born.
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claptrap webcrap digital diarrhea NEW YORK! HARVARD! GOMORRAH!
Here’s news: “Ricci falters in fifth offering!” says Booklist. Keywords: “Tedious!” “Tiresome!” “Straight!” Check it out at Booklist trashes Origin of Species!
Or this from Publishers Weekly! “Overambitious!” “Existential!” (there’s a killer). “Pathetic!”
OGtheBLOG. All the news that’s fit to print.
In the beginning was The Word. Then came OG. OGtheBLOG was born.
par-a-site (pãr’e-sït’) noun
1. Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.2. A professional dinner guest, especially in ancient Greece.
3. Webspeak. a. A web site that infiltrates a host site without the host’s permission or knowledge. b. The entity that spawns such a site.
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That’s it. I’m done. Go away.
In the beginning was The Word. Then came OG. OGtheBLOG was born.
