So Ricci gets a hard-on because he trended on twitter for fifteen minutes. Pathetic. What writers will stoop to for a little attention. Meanwhile he’ll never work in this town again. Then there’s those ten thousand hits on his web site. Average pageviews: one. Average bounce rate: 85%. Average length of stay: ten seconds. About [...] More »

Ricci walks into a bar, bartender says, Say, aren’t you the guy who makes the perfume? ha ha How many times does he have to put up with this, Ricci thinks, when will the humiliation end? The half dozen listeners in plastic chairs in the crowded corners of downtown bookstores while the cappuccino machine whooshes [...] More »

Blah blah blag oh look at me! oh look at this! oh here I am! blah blah pathetic claptrap webcrap digital diarrhea  NEW YORK!  HARVARD!  GOMORRAH! Here’s news:  “Ricci falters in fifth offering!” says Booklist.   Keywords:  “Tedious!”  “Tiresome!”  “Straight!”  Check it out at Booklist trashes Origin of Species! Or this from Publishers Weekly!  “Overambitious!”  “Existential!” [...] More »

OG walks into a bar. Bartender says, Bugger off. ha ha WhAT is OG? a bugger a bug a grub a grubber a blob a glob a blOG Still here? Blogger off. Go Home. In the beginning was The Word. Then came OG. OGtheBLOG was born. More »

par-a-site (pãr’e-sït’) noun 1. Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host. 2. A professional dinner guest, especially in ancient Greece. 3. Webspeak. a. A web site that infiltrates a host site without the host’s permission or knowledge. b. [...] More »